Masalah Dunia

Jamban ade 3, total staff satu floor ade 100 lebih.
Pagi memang jammed!

Jahanam #1

Selamat hari lahir Mem!

Daddy was a bankrobber

My daddy was a bankrobber
But he never hurt nobody
He just loved to live that way
And he loved to steal your money

Some is rich, and some is poor
That's the way the world is
But I don't believe in lying back
Sayln' how bad your luck is

So we came to jazz it up
We never loved a shovel
Break your back to earn your pay
An' don't forget to grovel

The old man spoke up in a bar
Said I never been in prison
A lifetime serving one machine
Is ten times worse than prison

Imagine if all the boys in jail
Could get out now together
Whadda you think they'd want to say to us?
While we was being clever

Someday you'll meet your rocking chair
Cos that's where we're spinning
There's no point to wanna comb your hair
When it's grey and thinning

Run rabbit run
Strike out boys, for the hills
I can find that hole in the wall
And I know that they never will

Punk is Dad

*tattoo Gapor

Setelah banyak kali dikecewakan dan terejas makwe orang, akhirnya kawan gua Gapor dah pun senyap-senyap kawin.

Bini pun dah mengandung 2 bulan.

Ingatlah Gapor, kau telah dikurniakan harta seumur hidup. Be good!

Kawan gua

Kawan gua, kawin dah dekat 8 tahun tapi sampai sekarang malu nak kentut depan suami.

Aduhai.... comel je.

Dude #2

Takkan nak marah. Budak-budak tahu apa?

Notebook dan kehidupan

Setelah anak gua baraikan notebook gua, gua belikan dia notebook BEN 10.

Seminggu je tahan.

Malam semalam di rumah #1

Semalam gua makan jering. Lepas tu gua terus tidur.

Perihal telur

Minggu lepas kat kampung, makcik bini gua kasi telur ayam kembar kat bini gua.
Katanya boleh dapat anak kembar nanti.

Cilake. Dia ingat bini gua budak-budak ke?